Mob

http://www.mobwar.com/page.php?x=59953

Everyone needs to use a quote every once in a while, and I think the quotation dictionaries can be a pain in the ass...So here's a link to a place where I look to get one when I need it. I have some others but I'll have to find them first.

http://wisdomquotes.com/

And if you ever need Latin (I like to mix it up) for any reason...lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latin_phrases

If I had more than one...

Reaction to a post from Alex...
Thank you Vagina Monologues, for helping mine find its voice.


If I had more than one, let's not be shy here VAGINA
One would be virginal and chaste, never touched.
I would save number one for that special someone, and keep it in a pretty little box.
Always pure, always innocent, but with the knowledge and skills of number two.
Number two would do whatever it wanted to, whenever it wanted to, with whomever it wanted to, however it wanted to. My number two box would be slut.
I'd call her Trixie or some really cheap cheesy ass name. She'd be my favorite.
She'd do it all and take it all, living by the pleasure principle. She'd probably be
greedy as any dick, and love to be played with, dug out and licked. Ha ha.
If this is too much, I'm not apologizing, because I'm not done yet.
I'd have a third for child birthing to keep one and two from being stretched
out and scarred. She'd be the soldier of them all and the portal to the world.
She'd be the magic and the creativity and I'd give her a goddess' name.
Number four's job would be to bleed once a month.
I wouldn't like her too much, but I'd respect her purpose.
And I'm still not apologizing. Think about it...wouldn't you like more than one?
Kind of like Mr. Potato head...but I'm not trying to be funny, so I'll stop here.
"Power of the P-U-S-S-Y."
I'm not being nasty or trying purposely to offend anyone...sex is life. Think about that.

Wondering

Every time I get bored at work, instead of finding something else to do (as I guess is suggested),
I just sit here and do nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Well, nothing work related.
Most of the time is spent emailing my amigos and thinking of what I'm gonna write about in my blog. Practice for my pending career as a columnist. Damn Sex and the City already took my dream job, so now it's played out. Everyone wants to be like Carrie. Bump Carrie, I wanna be like Samantha. Not saying that I dislike Carrie, I love the show, have all the seasons and even the trivia game (yes...sad fanatic, but ask me if I care what anyone thinks...uh never did, never do, never will.) I just think that Samantha was misunderstood. She fucked a lot. So what? She was sexually free and open. So what? She liked good fucking sex. So what? Here's a loud mo'fuckin cheers to my bitch Samantha! The truest friend of the group, in my opinion, always listening to everyone else's problems and issues and almost never really got to talk as deeply about her own as everyone else, cuz the series needed her to be the slut. Whatever works right?
How can you not love someone who made vibrators something you could talk about, explained things many were too afraid to ask, and basically championed what I believed all along...EVERYONE DESERVES TO CUM! Haha, see what happens when I'm bored? I didn't even want to write about this. lol. Oh well,

My salute to my girl Samatha!
May we all still be being ravished by gorgeous people when we're her age!!!

Hey guys, can I join your club?

Neat idea, Alex. All I can say is:

welcome

Alex just had the great idea to open up a team blog!
Can I let everyone I'm going to invite know how excited I am about this?
Here's to great writing!!!