If I had more than one...

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Thank you Vagina Monologues, for helping mine find its voice.


If I had more than one, let's not be shy here VAGINA
One would be virginal and chaste, never touched.
I would save number one for that special someone, and keep it in a pretty little box.
Always pure, always innocent, but with the knowledge and skills of number two.
Number two would do whatever it wanted to, whenever it wanted to, with whomever it wanted to, however it wanted to. My number two box would be slut.
I'd call her Trixie or some really cheap cheesy ass name. She'd be my favorite.
She'd do it all and take it all, living by the pleasure principle. She'd probably be
greedy as any dick, and love to be played with, dug out and licked. Ha ha.
If this is too much, I'm not apologizing, because I'm not done yet.
I'd have a third for child birthing to keep one and two from being stretched
out and scarred. She'd be the soldier of them all and the portal to the world.
She'd be the magic and the creativity and I'd give her a goddess' name.
Number four's job would be to bleed once a month.
I wouldn't like her too much, but I'd respect her purpose.
And I'm still not apologizing. Think about it...wouldn't you like more than one?
Kind of like Mr. Potato head...but I'm not trying to be funny, so I'll stop here.
"Power of the P-U-S-S-Y."
I'm not being nasty or trying purposely to offend anyone...sex is life. Think about that.