The Rulz

(from an email)

In response to my dear Katreezy who wrote:

"life just sucks sometimes, i mean, where are my instructions??? ;) "

Instructions:

1) Know yourself.

2) Like yourself.

3) Dislike (not hate) little things, but think hey, atleast I'm not______.

4) Like yourself.

5) When you look in the mirror, look into your eyes-where you really are, not your bodizzle.

6) Be asexual. (haha, kidding)

7) You are intelligent, sexy, and magnetic. Know it.

8) You are intelligent, sexy, and magnetic. Use it.

9) No one is better than you, so fuck those who say so.

10) Be humble. (even though no one is better than you and you know it)

11) Your man wants you. Even when you don't want him. He wants you, and you not wanting him is a turn on.

12) Do you really think some eh biatch could work it better than you? Bitch, pleeeasse. Your shit

is platinum...(long story, but roll with it)

13) Do you really think some biatch could work it better than you? No, I'm not repeating, I'm

reiterating. I know, it's ridiculous, you're good and you know it.

14) It can always get better. (Asexuality will help you know how lol)

15) Do you really think some biatch can work it better than you? Ha. Puhlease.

16) Show him that your shit is platinum.

17) Look in the mirror and accept yourself, cuz you're ok just the way you are...if you weren't I'd tell you. lol.


It's very likely the list of rules will get longer...feel free to add!!