Happy Saint Patrick's Day

In honor of my people, here's an Irish Toast.

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head always be strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows your dead.

or...my personal favorite...

May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.